The Kafliphate of Republic Of South Afirca is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Big Kaf with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.384 billion Kapetonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kape Town. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kapetonian economy, worth 770 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,024 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kapetonian Space Agency, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Of South Afirca's national animal is the Nigauna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kafholicism.

Republic Of South Afirca is ranked 56,992^nd in the world and 2,870^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,203.97 Standard Monetary Units.